Stink Bugs

By Drew

So apparently cicada season is now over, but stink bug season has just begun. These have got to be the most irritating kind of bugs. They are slow moving and incredibly stupid, but if you crush them they make a really bad smell. Despite my best efforts I can’t stop them from getting into my house. They aren’t attracted to food or dirt or anything like that, so it’s not like I can clean more or be more careful about leaving anything out. They just want to be out of the cold. The really stupid thing is that even though a house is warmer, the lower humidity kills them eventually. The whole situation is super frustrating because it seems there is nothing I can really do, although I will keep trying until they die off for the winter. Just to be clear, Meghan also has them so it’s not like I am somehow attracting them myself. I have managed to confine them to the spare bedroom, which is where Taylor and Paige will be sleeping when they visit in a few weeks.

Here’s a picture:

Stink Bug

They are about the size of a dime. Also, they sound like a lawnmower when they fly, making them even more annoying.

7 Responses to “Stink Bugs”

  1. Ryan Alan Says:

    I’m stinky. You lived with me for 3 years.
    Were you waiting for me to die off for the winter?

  2. marla Says:

    thats vile.

  3. Dad Says:

    Maybe Paige should bring her soccer gear…the smell of that will probably kill those bugs…and/or cause some sort of international incident?????

  4. Paige Says:

    very funny dad!
    and that makes me that more excited to come drew !
    what i am talking about. that doesnt make any less excited.. i dont think that even possible!
    but um try extra hard for the next two and a half week to get them gone please :)
    bye drewsy poosy!

  5. Drew Says:

    So Paige, I see you’ve been taking English lessons from my students…

  6. taylor Says:

    hahaha BURN PAIGE! oh whats that, ointment you say?
    …haha aren’t you looking forward to us drew!? and now we see paige will fit it in just perfectly :)

  7. Paige Says:

    STOP PICKING ON ME!
    :(

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