So Colin and I just got back from Thailand, and it was quite a trip. I decided two posts would be best, because one needs to be pictures and stories, while another has to be devoted just to the ride back from Koh Chang.
Koh Chang is a beach island that’s about 300km or so from Bangkok. The island itself is pretty big, and our place was a little over halfway down from the pier where the ferry to the mainland picks us up. Anyway, we started our trip home at about 8am, when a taxi picked us up. On Koh Chang taxis are pickup trucks where you ride in the back, sorta like members of a third world country’s militia. So that ride lasted about 30min or so, and then we got herded onto the ferry, which was by far the most normal part of the trip. It was just a really slow boat. Then came the bus ride to Bangkok.
The bus was run by two Thai people: a middle aged angry looking woman, and an ancient lunatic that sounded like he was always talking with one of those smoking robot voice things. This guy was basically talking (either to the woman, into his cellphone, or to no one at all) the entire time. It took both of them working together to shift into the highest gear (they would both need to push on the stick). That’s not even the craziest part. The old guy was absolutely obsessed with changing lanes. Since Colin and I were in the front seats, we could constantly hear the signal clicking away. He would cut people off all over the place. When there was only one lane he would just signal and then start driving on the shoulder for awhile. I think about the longest he was ever happy in one lane was maybe 2 or 3 min, and that was only when the woman was talking to him. About an hour or two into this ride there was a very loud hissing sound, and then he started swerving even more than normal. After driving like that for about 15min he pulled into a little mechanic’s shop and jumped out. When we all got out we saw that something was wrong with one wheel. They fixed that after banging on it for about 30min, and then we started the crazy driving again. After maybe an hour and a half the wheel blew again, so we went to another mechanic, and they banged on it some more. After that repair we were a lot closer to Bangkok. A couple of times the bus started to ride pretty strangely, but the old guy would get out take off his shirt, grab a little wrench and disappear for 5min. We also got pulled over by the police 3 times.
All these mishaps really delayed our return, so this one German couple was getting worried about missing their flight. Here is the solution the two bus people came up with: the woman hailed a cab from the window of the bus while it was driving on the freeway. The old guy then stopped and one of those median areas between an off ramp and the highway. The cab didn’t stop, obviously, so the old guy tried to tell the Germans just to wait there for another cab. They refused, and then an argument started where clearly no one understood each other. Anyway, the Germans ended up catching a cab in Bangkok, about 5min from where the bus stopped anyway.
As ridiculous as that story is, I can’t even describe what the guy sounded like with his constant jabbering. Once he clearly said the word “banana” in the middle of a rant on the phone, but I have no idea how a banana could relate to any of the issues he was dealing with.
Anyway, I’ll post the pictures and stuff later (including some of him).